Crossed Wires

(me) "You were in my dreams last night. Why were you there?"
(him) "You must have wanted me there."
(me) "No. You intentioned yourself there. When last you saw me, you gazed into my soul and found the garden of my mind. You traipsed across my field of thoughts until you came to the place of my subconscious and you planted a seed there to be cultivated. Why?"
(him) "This is true. I wanted you to think of me. I think we have the precipitates of something good. Wonderful I hope. Don't you think so?"
(me) "But i don't know u like that. That spore that you planted gave rise to a desire that i don't want to feel for you. Why was that seed one of desire for you?"
(him) "Because I desire, no, I yearn for you! Don't you feel it? Tell me that you feel the same way! I instilled in your mind the embryo of me, naked and bare, so that you would know that I am for real about what I feel for you."
(me) "First let me say that the embryo was not that of a baby but that of a full grown you, naked and bare with a full erection. Is that the message you wish to relay to me? That you are capable of attaining erection?"
(him) "I want you to see how you enliven me. I can feel your energy surging thru me when you touch me."
(me) "But i have to touch you. i'm your hairdresser."